Trump Son’d Zelenskiy & Still Want Half the Bag

Man, this whole Ukraine minerals deal been on some straight-up messy business. Word is, Trump had Zelenskiy pull up to the White House last Friday to seal the deal—only for bruh to get kicked out the spot fast. Now, they tryna spin the block and get it done anyway.

The Fallout

• Zelenskiy came to DC to lock in a minerals deal, but the whole meeting went left. Trump and VP JD Vance flamed bruh up, basically told him to stop beggin’ for more U.S. aid and be grateful.

• Trump hit him with the “You playin’ with WWIII” line, then had him dismissed like he wasn’t even supposed to be there.

• After that, the deal got put on ice, and Trump’s team started pressin’ Zelenskiy’s people to publicly apologize if they wanted to make it happen.

The Deal Itself

• The agreement don’t come with no security guarantees for Ukraine—so no extra military backup.

• What it does do is let the U.S. eat off Ukraine’s natural resources, with America takin’ half of any future money made from state-owned minerals.

• France & Britain talkin’ ‘bout sendin’ troops in case of a ceasefire, but Russia already said hell no to that plan.

Where It Stands Now

• Trump still wanna make the deal happen, but now Zelenskiy gotta play apology ball to get back in good graces.

• Meanwhile, Trump out here tellin’ reporters that Ukraine “should be more appreciative” and gassin’ himself up for gettin’ Europe to step up on security.

Bottom line? Ukraine tryna save face, but Trump already son’d ‘em, and now he tryna tax they land too.