Feds Gettin’ Fired? Russia & China Tryna Scoop ‘Em Up

Ayo, this some wild spy movie type sh*t—except it’s real life. Russia and China out here lurkin’, tryna scoop up ex-government workers who just got the boot—or know they ‘bout to. They peeped how Trump cleanin’ house in the federal workforce and said, “Bet, let’s get to work.” Now they tryna recruit these folks for intel, ‘cause let’s be real, ain’t nobody more dangerous than somebody who just lost they job and salty about it.

These foreign ops got whole websites set up, huntin’ down fired employees, especially the ones who still got security clearances. They slidin’ into DMs on LinkedIn, TikTok, Reddit—everywhere you don’t want ‘em to be. Some Russian mf even set up a fake company and start postin’ job offers just to bait these ex-feds into spillin’ the tea. And you know how it go—when money tight and pride hurt, folks start reconsiderin’ where their loyalty at.

But here’s the crazy part—CIA been doin’ the exact same thing overseas, tryna flip mad government workers in Russia and China. They be droppin’ recruitment vids like, “Yo, your government doin’ you dirty? Come rock with us!” And best believe, foreign governments hate that sh*t.

The Naval Criminal Investigative Service (NCIS) already put out a warning, sayin’ with “high confidence” that these foreign boys are workin’ overtime to flip laid-off government workers. Meanwhile, Trump tryna brush it off like it ain’t nothin’ but haters in the system. Tulsi Gabbard, his ride-or-die, even went on Fox talkin’ crazy, sayin’ these employees ain’t loyal to America, just mad they losin’ they jobs.

so boom—CIA and the Pentagon out here cleanin’ house heavy. They talkin’ ‘bout cuttin’ thousands of jobs, mostly folks who been there a year or less. Over 5,000 people could be out the door soon. And on top of that, the CIA already kicked out more than 20 officers just ‘cause they was workin’ on diversity sh*t. Now them folks takin’ it to court, tryna fight back.

Tulsi Gabbard, who on Trump’s team now, hopped on Fox News talkin’ reckless, sayin’ the folks ringin’ the alarm “ain’t loyal to America” and need to be “rooted out” like they the real problem. Meanwhile, actual spies out here feasting.

But peep this tho—the CIA straight-up fumbled the bag. They sent a whole-ass email list of new hires (some of ‘em undercover ops) over an unclassified server… right before the layoffs. So now, not only is the feds leakin’ talent, they mighta just handed enemy spies the blueprint to America’s own secrets.

One ex-intel officer was like “This ain’t reality TV! There are consequences!”

Yeah, no sh*t.

But with all these layoffs, folks might start treatin’ this like “Squid Game.” Ain’t no telling who gon’ flip next.

The feds playin’ a dangerous game, and right now, it’s lookin’ like they losin.