Mfs in North Korea just hit the biggest crypto lick ever, swipin’ $1.5 BILLION in one go.

Ayy, check this out— That’s the most money ever snatched in a single crypto heist, and security folks told CNN this some next-level robbery type ish.

They hit up Bybit, one of the biggest crypto exchanges out there, got in and got out in minutes, and now they out here washin’ the money, movin’ like $160 mil through all kinds of hidden accounts tied to their squad. Basically, they just ran off with damn near their whole country’s paycheck for the year in one click.

And get this—that one hack alone almost doubled everything North Korea stole in crypto last year. That’s how wild this is.

Now, everybody watchin’ to see how Trump and them gon’ handle this mess, ‘cause North Korea been fundin’ their missile and nuke game off dirty money like this for a minute.

Nick Carlsen, a former FBI dude, said this the biggest one yet and that the way these hackers movin’ the bread so fast is mad dangerous. Basically, they got this scam down to a science.

For real, half of North Korea’s missile money come from scams like this, according to reports from the U.S. and South Korea. They been out here finessin’ banks and crypto firms for years, and now, they just hit a new level.

Bybit’s CEO tryna play it cool, sayin’ they still good and can eat the $1.5 bil loss, and they workin’ with cops and regulators to handle it. But let’s be real—ain’t no way they just gon’ let this one slide.

FBI ain’t had nothin’ to say on it yet, and CNN even hit up North Korea’s embassy in London for a statement—but we all know they ain’t finna say sh*t.

Meanwhile, the feds out here playin’ cat and mouse, tryna catch these North Korean scammers before they clean all the money. They got minutes to move before it disappear forever. One time, they caught $1 mil out of $100 mil North Korea stole from a Cali crypto firm—but that’s crumbs.

Right now, investigators tryna get some of that $1.5 bil back, and one security team already snatched up $43 mil. Another firm recovered $243K, which is damn near pennies compared to the whole bag.

Bybit tryna get folks to help out by offerin’ 10% of any money recovered to the security teams that snatch it back.

Carlsen, the FBI guy, said straight up—the way governments tryna stop these scams ain’t workin’. North Korea out here playin’ chess while everybody else playin’ checkers. Folks need to come up with a whole new game plan, ‘cause this ain’t it.

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