Freaky NSA DMs Got MFs Losing They Jobs

Ayo, the feds cleanin’ house ‘cause some NSA workers got too comfortable sendin’ nasty messages in they lil’ work chatrooms. Tulsi Gabbard, the Director of National Intelligence, hopped on Fox News talmbout how over 100 intelligence folks gon’ be fired for gettin’ reckless on the job.

“These people was wildin’ out, straight up violating trust,” she told Jesse Watters. “I just sent out the order—they ALL gettin’ fired, and they security clearances? Gone.”

Basically, these folks was actin’ too bold, usin’ a government chatroom like it was Freak Twitter, and now they payin’ the price.

The whole situation came to light after conservative dude Christopher Rufo spilled the tea. Once the higher-ups caught wind, DNI spokesperson Alexa Henning said every agency gotta track down and fire anybody caught up in this mess by Friday—no exceptions.

A White House official told CNN that some intelligence workers been snitchin’ too, complainin’ to Gabbard about the situation. Meanwhile, the NSA tryin’ to save face, puttin’ out a statement like, “A few bad apples don’t represent the whole squad, but yeah…we investigating.”

Long story short: if you was in them NSA group chats actin’ nasty, ya clearance gone and ya job ain’t safe. The block hot.