Elon Musk just took another L in court—judge straight up told him he ain’t got the pull to stop OpenAI from chasin’ that bread. On Tuesday, U.S. District Judge Yvonne Gonzalez Rogers shot down Musk’s request to block OpenAI from switchin’ to a for-profit model, sayin’ he ain’t meet the “high burden” needed to get…

Musk woke up Monday talkin’ ‘bout his lil’ bird app got hit with a cyberattack, and he pointin’ fingers at Ukraine. “We ain’t even sure what really happened,” he told Fox Business, but he swear up and down that hackers from that side tried to take X down.

Now, bruh ain’t drop no receipts—no proof, no specifics, not even a lil’ hint if he think the…

Ayy, big ups to Doechii ‘cause sis been on go all year, and now Billboard just crowned her 2025 Woman of the Year. She finna get her flowers at a ceremony later this month, and it’s well deserved…

Aight, so boom—Trump out here switchin’ up tariffs like he tryna make a mixtape with no tracklist. One minute, he taxin’ Canada and Mexico heavy, next minute he pressin’ pause, then hittin’ play again like he DJin’ the economy. Said some new tariffs finna hit April 2, but don’t get too comfortable ‘cause he might spin the block and…

Aye, listen up—South Carolina just sent a man outta here old school style, straight-up firing squad. Ain’t been done in the U.S. since 2010, but they made an example outta Brad Sigmon, a 67-year-old double murderer.

Sigmon had options—lethal injection, electric…

Man, Trump out here treatin’ trade policies like a game of hot potato—one minute he slappin’ 25% tariffs on Canada & Mexico, next thing you know, he takin’ ‘em off just to throw ‘em back on later. Markets shakin’, investors stressin’, and everybody just tryna figure out what the hell…

Aight, y’all, Trump back at it again, this time tryna pull the plug on the whole Department of Education. Word on the street is, he could make the first move this week, tryna shrink the federal government like some old laundry.

White House folks already got the…

Ayy, Canada tired of playin’ nice, and Ontario’s top dog Doug Ford sayin’ bet. After Trump hit ‘em with them 25% tariffs, Ford said he gon’ make sure America feel it too—talkin’ ‘bout taxin’ U.S. energy imports or straight-up cuttin’ ‘em off…

Man, this whole Ukraine minerals deal been on some straight-up messy business. Word is, Trump had Zelenskiy pull up to the White House last Friday to seal the deal—only for bruh to get kicked out the spot fast. Now, they tryna spin the block and get it done anyway…

Man, the Mavs just took a nasty L. Kyrie Irving done tore his ACL, and just like that, his season over. Team put out a statement sayin’ he gon’ “come back stronger,” but let’s be real—that’s the type of injury that’ll have you rethinking life…

Aight, so China basically told the U.S., “Bet, we got somethin’ for that.” After Trump hit ‘em with a fresh 10% tariff—stackin’ it on top of what was already there—China’s Commerce Ministry said they ain’t lettin’ that slide. They callin’ it straight-up bullying and sayin’ the U.S. tryna pin the fentanyl problem on them instead of…

Ayo, Trump just hit the brakes on sendin’ military aid to Ukraine, just days after he got into it with Zelenskiy at the White House. Word is, he tryna see if they really ‘bout that peace talk before he keep cuttin’ checks.

Here’s the Play:

• The U.S. stoppin’…

Aight, y’all, listen up—Trump hittin’ Mexico and Canada with a 25% tax on the goods, startin’ Tuesday. And yeah, that mean prices ‘bout to go way up on everything from food to gas to cars. Some folks in the White House was tryna talk him down to a lower rate, but nah, he goin’ full speed with…

Ayo, Frank McCourt just brought in Alexis Ohanian—the dude who co-founded Reddit—to help him snatch up TikTok’s U.S. operations. Ohanian got his hands deep in the tech game, flipping Reddit to Condé Nast back in ’06, then coming back in 2014 to clean house. He been throwin’ money at all kinds of startups—Instacart, Patreon…

Ayo, Tank barely got outta Barclays with his belt still on his waist. Saturday night, Gervonta “Tank” Davis stepped in the ring thinkin’ Lamont Roach was finna be light work—but Roach wasn’t goin’ for none of that. After 12 hard rounds, Tank walked away with a majority draw, but if we keepin’ it a buck? He…

Ayo, shit just got real overseas. Britain’s Prime Minister Keir Starmer told Europe to stop talkin’ and start movin’,‘cause the whole Ukraine war situation at a crossroads. Basically, the UK and France lookin’ at the US like, “Y’all fumblin’, so we finna handle this ourselves.”

Sunday’s big-boy meetin’ in London wasn’t just for show—they tryna…

Aight, so Kamala Harris just shook the table. Everybody thought she was finna slide into that California governor race, but nah—she got her eyes on the White House in 2028. Basically, sis said, “I’ma sit this one out and focus on runnin’ the whole country instead.”

In a statement, she let folks know Cali still got her heart, but she tryna…

Aight, so boom—Trump nem out here treatin’ the feds like they workin’ at McDonald’s, demandin’ weekly “What did you do?” check-ins like it’s some high school group project. Employees at a gang of government agencies—Bureau of Prisons, Social Security, VA, Education, and even the CDC—just got hit with emails Friday night tellin’ them to list five things they got done last week and

Ayo, this some wild spy movie type sh*t—except it’s real life. Russia and China out here lurkin’, tryna scoop up ex-government workers who just got the boot—or know they ‘bout to. They peeped how Trump cleanin’ house in the federal workforce and said, “Bet, let’s get to work.” Now they tryna recruit these folks for intel, ‘cause let’s be real, ain’t nobody more dangerous than

Ain’t never been a U.S. president who clowned a foreign leader to his face like Trump just did to Ukraine’s Volodymyr Zelensky on Friday. What was supposed to be a serious meeting about war and U.S. support turned into a straight-up yelling match, with Trump talkin’ crazy, Vice President JD Vance throwin’ shade, and Zelensky damn near…