Feds Set Up a Snitch Portal for Schools: Trump REALLY Tryna Kill DEI
The U.S. Education Department just launched a website called “End DEI”, basically a hotline where folks can rat outdiversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programs in public K-12 schools. Yup, they really out here turnin’ DEI into a crime—like makin’ sure Black and Brown kids get a fair shot is somethin’ to be investigated…
Who Really Runnin’ DOGE? Feds Finally Put a Name on It
Aight, so after weeks of folks wonderin’ who actually callin’ shots over at the US DOGE Service, the White House finally dropped a name—Amy Gleason. She the acting administrator, at least for now. But don’t let that fool you, ‘cause up ‘til now, the White House been duckin’ questions left and right ‘bout who really got the power in this Musk-led operation…
Ravens Kicker Caught Up in Wild Allegations—16 Accusers & A Whole Lotta Smoke
Ayo, it’s lookin’ real messy in Baltimore right now. Justin Tucker, the Ravens’ star kicker, got 16 different massage therapists comin’ out sayin’ he was movin’ foul between 2012 and 2016. That’s a whole lotta people sayin’ the same thing, but Tucker out here denyin’ it like his life depend on it.
Ravens GM Eric DeCosta finally broke the team’s silence at the NFL Combine, sayin’…
Don-Don Tryna Turn Gaza Into His Own Personal Playground
Ayo, Trump really on some next-level disrespectful mess. This man done dropped a fake-ass AI hype video talkin’ ‘bout turnin’ Gaza into some Vegas-style resort, like he ain’t talkin’ ‘bout real people’s homes. Whole thing look like a fever dream—gold statues of himself, Elon Musk eatin’ hummus, and a bunch of shirtless politicians chillin’ on the beach like this ain’t built on…
‘Big Daddy T’ Ain’t Tryna Hear No Tough Questions, So He Riggin’ the Press Game
Ayo, Trump and his people playin’ a dirty game wit’ the media now. They tryna shut out anybody askin’ real questions and only lettin’ they lil’ fan club of pro-Trump reporters in the room. Basically, they stackin’ the deck so only folks who gon’ gas ‘em up get to ask questions.
This week, they straight up snatched control of the press pool—that’s the squad of journalists who follow the president around, cover his moves, and report back to the people. Normally, the White House Correspondents’ Association (WHCA) handle who’s in the pool, keepin’ it fair. But Trump’s crew said, “Nah…
Trump Wants Apple to Dead DEI
Trump back in office and already on some mess—now he tryna get Apple to dead all they diversity policies. On Wednesday, he hopped on Truth Social in ALL CAPS, talkin’ bout, “Apple need to get rid of DEI, not just tweak it. DEI was a hoax and bad for the country. DEI is GONE!!!”
This come right after Apple’s shareholders voted to keep DEI, even with all the pressure from…
Freaky NSA DMs Got MFs Losing They Jobs
Ayo, the feds cleanin’ house ‘cause some NSA workers got too comfortable sendin’ nasty messages in they lil’ work chatrooms. Tulsi Gabbard, the Director of National Intelligence, hopped on Fox News talmbout how over 100 intelligence folks gon’ be fired for gettin’ reckless on the job.
“These people was wildin’ out, straight up violating…
Pay-to-Stay: Trump Tryna Sell Citizenship Like a Luxury Handbag
Aight, so boom—Trump out here tryna sell “gold cards” for $5 mil a pop, basically lettin’ rich folks buy they way into the U.S. with a green card and a fast track to citizenship. He talkin’ ‘bout he gon’ sell a million of ‘em and use that bread to wipe out the national debt.
“It’s like a green card, but…
Musk Finessin’ the Feds: How Elon Stay Gettin’ Gov’t Bags While Cuttin’ They Budgets
Aight, so check it—the FAA just cut a deal to use SpaceX’s Starlink internet to upgrade its IT systems, and folks already side-eyein’ Musk ‘cause of the conflict of interest vibes. This man runnin’ SpaceX, pushin’ for gov’t budget cuts (including at the FAA, the same people tryna regulate him), and now he got his…
Apple bout to Drop Half a TRILLION Dollars on New U.S. Facilities Over the Next Four Years
Aight, so boom—Apple ‘bout to drop half a TRILLION dollars on new U.S. facilities over the next four years, tryna keep Uncle Sam off they back. That’s big bread, and they say it’s gon’ bring 20,000 new jobs.
Mfs in North Korea just hit the biggest crypto lick ever, swipin’ $1.5 BILLION in one go.
That’s the most money ever snatched in a single crypto heist, and security folks told CNN this some next-level robbery type ish.
They hit up Bybit, one of the biggest crypto exchanges out there, got in and got out in minutes, and now they out here washin’ the money, movin’ like $160 mil through all kinds of hidden accounts tied to their squad. Basically, they just ran off with damn near their whole country’s paycheck for the
The US Continues to Glaze russia
Ayy, peep this wild move—the U.S. straight up linked with Russia to vote against a UN resolution callin’ out Russia for the war in Ukraine. That’s a crazy switch-up from how the U.S. been movin’ for years.
Basically, Ukraine and the European squad put up this resolution, and instead of rockin’ with its usual allies, the U.S. decided to be on Russia’s side—on the three-year anniversary of Russia goin’ full throttle on Ukraine.
This all goin’ down while…
Venus? sittin’ this one out.
Venus ain’t slidin’ to Indian Wells next month. They hit her with a wild card invite, and she straight up said, “Nah, I’m good.” Tournament made it official on Sunday.
Bruh runnin’ the tourney, Tommy Haas, was like, “Yeah, we heard Venus ain’t takin’ the wild card this year. We wish…
Juan Soto Already Showin’ Out for the Mets
Man, if y’all was wonderin’ why the Mets threw that stupid bag at Juan Soto, his first at-bat said it all.
The 26-year-old stepped up to the plate Saturday and immediately sent that ball 426 feet over the left-center fence like it was nothin’. Mets ended up takin’ a 6-2 dub over the Astros in their Spring Training matchup, but let’s be real—the headline was Soto showin’ out.
Even tho’ it was just Spring Training, the crowd lost they minds, jumpin’ up to show love to their new superstar.
“Everybody know who you is,” Soto told reporters after the game. “But they…
Y’all, Rihanna FINALLY Talm Bout some music… Kinda
RiRi done spoke on this new album again, and after damn near a decade of folks speculatin’, theorizing, and straight-up beggin’, we might finally be gettin’ somewhere.
In a new interview wit’ Harper’s Bazaar that dropped Saturday, the bad gyal herself let us know she finally cracked the code on what she wanna do for this next project. “I’m actually feelin’ real good about this,” she said. But before y’all get too hype, she did hit us wit’ a lil’ disclaimer: “I know I kept sayin’
Apple Out Here Shakin’ the Table wit’ the iPhone 16e
Apple’s iPhone 16e debut was surprising for two reasons: First, the company shifted away from the “SE” branding after nearly a decade. Then it priced the budget phone higher than expected at $599 — a notable jump from the $429 iPhone SE.
The iPhone 16e, which launches on February 28, is…
Trump & Musk Playin’ With Federal Jobs, Tellin’ Folks to “Check In or Check Out”
In President Donald Trump and Elon Musk’s latest move targeting the federal workforce, employees began receiving emails Saturday afternoon asking them to explain what work they did last week, as Musk announced that “failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.”
But several national security agencies, including…